Have you
ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?
Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special
effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning
he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his granddaughter. One
particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like
being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives
and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast. When they
returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was
still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not
really, Pa Pa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer,
lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, liberal pinko democrat Obama lover, blind
bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? 
