A guy goes into Canada Post to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points

for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.

  You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm,    why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says.

  "For the first two hours, we just stand around  drinking coffee and scratching our balls.    No point in you coming in for that."