As we all hop from one foot to the other in anticipation of the next positive development in the VHC saga, it occurs to Ming that your time would be more profitably spent dwelling on all the positives inherent in the VHC story.

To that end, Ming proposes a contest. All entrants are to submit an essay on "Why I Like VHC" in 2,500,000 words or less(try to be succinct). Your contribution will be evaluated on clarity, composition, content, completeness and how many times you say nice things about Ming(feel free to be shamelessly effusive).

The lucky winner will receive an all expense paid dinner with Ming(no supersizing of fries will be allowed). Losers receive honorable mention and two dinners with Ming. Those choosing not to participate will be summarily banished to the Yahoo Board.

You are allowed to submit multiple entries. For each entry you submit, merely attach one crisp VHC cert and forward both in a plain brown wrapper care of Ming G.P.O. New York, New York. Officers of VHC, their family members and sundry nosy postal inspectors are not eligible to participate.