Just Like Those Unsolicited Phone Calls You Get
Ming Demands You Answer His Survey.
What right do you have for privacy when Ming wants to satiate his curiosity? Answer all questions below to the best of your ability and Ming will return the favor by never admitting in public that he knows you.
1. Do you plan to keep your VHC into the next reincarnation?
2. If not, will you;
a) Will it to some dubious charity?
b) Leave it to your undeserving relatives?
c) Give it all to Ming while you still can?
3. Should VHC's price reach $60 this year do you plan to;
a) Soil yourself?
c) Adopt the cuddly Ming?
d) Buy Blue another of those servers from the 99 cent store?
4. If there is no pre-trial settlement, will you;
a) Be in the market for explosive devices?
b) Get arrested for lying down across the entrance to Apple Headquarters?
c) Take it on the chin just like when they told you, way back when, you had to learn algebra?
5. Should this year's Annual Stockholders Meeting be held at HQ in beautiful downtown Zephyr Cove if there actually is a downtown Zephyr Cove, will you;
a) Steal all the bathroom tissue even after Ming calls dibs?
b) Dislocate your shoulder while patting yourself on the back for making an astute investment?
c) Conspire to dump a 50 gallon drum of Gatorade over Kendall's head just like the winners at Superbowl?
This survey may be answered at your leisure as long as that's right now. Ming doesn't believe in deferred gratification.