No news yet to get those visceral juices going? Need some stimulation? Stop wasting your money on phone sex and call VHC-HIGH for a good time instead. Have your credit card ready.

A sultry voice will intone, "Hi, big boy. Want to see me make your VHC go up?" You squeak, "yes". " Want to take a look at all those sexy VHC patents?". (You clutch the receiver tightly". "How'd you like to participate in a big blast to the upside?" You clutch your heart(or whatever other portion of your anatomy) tightly. "It looks like a couple of Big Tech Titans have propositioned VHC and are now fighting to enjoy her favors.". You begin hyperventilating. " The stock has been halted as VHC evaluates their salacious solicitations". You lose control of all bodily functions.

If you receive a busy signal, please try again. Ming has become his own best customer and tends to call at thirty second intervals.